For those especially dreadful days, and of course, Valentine's Day. A great design that says it all without words. Death and love, they go so well together don't they?
Nothing says, "No. I won't be your #$%&ing Valentine!" quite like "I hope you die in a fire." All that pink and scrolly text is sure to catch them off guard.
A great way to show how much spending money on pointless crap really means to you! Inside reads: "I only got you this card.. but if you love me, you'll still put out tonight.."
