The Rift http://www.theriftshop.com/blog Just another WordPress site Sat, 03 Mar 2012 07:00:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Gene Pool http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=96 http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=96#comments Sat, 03 Mar 2012 07:00:10 +0000 The Rift http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=96 Continue reading →]]> Gene PoolGene Pool

Sometimes the stupidity I see in the general population makes me lose all faith in humanity. I try to reassure myself by thinking of these people as the bottom dwellers in the gene pool. Hopefully the rest of our species swims a little higher in the pond.

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This design is fueled by music. It aims to celebrate a medium unlike any other. One that flawlessly translates emotion into rhythmic sound.

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]]> http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=93 0 Bricklayer http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=91 http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=91#comments Sun, 20 Nov 2011 21:58:44 +0000 The Rift http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=91 Continue reading →]]> Lego BricklayerBricklayer

The meaning of the word bricklayer involves drugs. Every time I hear this word, my mind violently meshes the most innocent construction game of my childhood (Legos) with the illicit world of narcotics. But I am stalwart. In my world bricklayers will always deal in plastic, not powder.

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]]> http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=91 0 I’d Rather Be Hunting Zombies http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=86 http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=86#comments Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:56 +0000 The Rift http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=86 Continue reading →]]> I'd Rather Be Hunting ZombiesI’d Rather Be Hunting Zombies

When faced with a boring situation, I start thinking about how I might survive a zombie apocalypse. What weapons would I get, where would I find food, where would I hide out? Could I fight my way through a mob of flesh eating monsters? Yeah probably. And I bet it would be a blast! In fact, I’d almost prefer it to sitting through another mind numbing situation in the real world.

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]]> http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=86 0 We Do Not Sow http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=82 http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=82#comments Mon, 07 Nov 2011 05:58:23 +0000 The Rift http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=82 Continue reading →]]> We Do Not SowWe Do Not Sow

A tribute to the massively popular book series and now TV show: A Game of Thrones – A Song of Ice and Fire. ‘We Do Not Sow’ are the words of House Greyjoy. Their sigil is the kraken.

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]]> http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=82 0 da Vinci Life and Death Board http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=80 http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=80#comments Fri, 04 Nov 2011 06:42:21 +0000 The Rift http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=80 da Vinci Life and Death Boardda Vinci Life and Death Board

This skate board design is inspired by sketches from Leonardo da Vinci. This illustrated design depicts the opposition of life and death in vivid oranges and cool blues.

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]]> http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=80 0 Bankopoly http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=77 http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=77#comments Sat, 01 Oct 2011 00:28:18 +0000 The Rift http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=77 Continue reading →]]> BankopolyBankopoly

I always hated the game Monopoly. There was no other game that trained kids to be such good little capitalists. No other game taught children the joy of owning everything via the ruination of others. I wonder if the Wall Street CEOs are any good at it…

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]]> http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=77 0 Unicorn Meets Narwhal http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=71 http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=71#comments Fri, 09 Sep 2011 20:45:59 +0000 The Rift http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=71 Continue reading →]]> A Unicorn meets a NarwhalUnicorn Meets Narwhal

The unicorn of the sea (the narwhal) meets the unicorn of legend. What comes next? Will there be an epic battle of mystical horns? A tragic story of inter species love that can never be? A shrug and a parting of ways? Also, where does one acquire a dive helmet with horn space?

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]]> http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=71 0 Bacon Flops http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=69 http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=69#comments Wed, 07 Sep 2011 20:51:26 +0000 The Rift http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=69 Bacon Flip FlopsBacon Flip Flops

Another day, another pair of flip flops. Specially made for the bacon lovers and collectors. Everything else has bacon on it these days, it seems flip flops should too.

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]]> http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=69 0 Bloody Footprints http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=65 http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=65#comments Wed, 07 Sep 2011 04:35:58 +0000 The Rift http://www.theriftshop.com/blog/?p=65 Continue reading →]]> Bloody FootprintsBloody Footprints Flip Flops

So CafePress recently added flip flops. I was browsing the designs today for kicks (heh heh – pun intended). Aside from the fact that it may say something about my mental stability to be searching for “bloody footprints”, I couldn’t find any flip flops with such a design. So I took it upon myself to make some. You’re welcome.

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