I've always had this lurking suspicion about John McCain. His strained smiles, stiff movements, and lack of humor all remind me of the shuffling steps of a zombie. His recent pick for Vice President, Sarah Palin, has only further convinced me that this must be true. Her youthful complexion standing next to him shows the pale slightly wrong color of his flesh. One thing's for sure, an undead president would surely be a steadfast leader, but the real question lies in whether he would lead us to a brighter future or inevitably, towards brains.

On the other hand, if I'm wrong about the whole living dead scenario, lets hope Ms.Palin is ready to lead. McCain after all, looks like he's already stepped through Death's door - it can't be long now!