You only get to choose from five, don't be picky. It's a comforting thought to know that the dispersion of all information is controlled by five giant media conglomerates, isn't it? I'm sure they have our best interests at heart and would never use such power for anything but good. You can trust your corporations, especially the giant ones, they surely used the most honest of means to attain their positions of control. Oh yeah, they also own a lot of other things too, not just mainstream media sources. I like to think of them as big friendly giants, puppeteering the masses through every outlet of society. Makes me feel all warm and safe inside.. |