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Gene Pool - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Gene Pool - March 2, 2012

Sometimes the stupidity I see in the general population makes me lose all faith in humanity. I try to reassure myself by thinking of these people as the bottom dwellers in the gene pool. Hopefully the rest of our species swims a little higher in the pond.

Winged Sound - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Winged Sound - March 2, 2012

This design is fueled by music. It aims to celebrate a medium unlike any other. One that flawlessly translates emotion into rhythmic sound.

Bricklayer - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Bricklayer - March 2, 2012

The meaning of the word bricklayer involves drugs. Every time I hear this word, my mind violently meshes the most innocent construction game of my childhood (Legos) with the illicit world of narcotics. But I am stalwart. In my world bricklayers will always deal in plastic, not powder.

Hunting Zombies - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Hunting Zombies - March 2, 2012

When faced with a boring situation, I start thinking about how I might survive a zombie apocalypse. What weapons would I get, where would I find food, where would I hide out? Could I fight my way through a mob of flesh eating monsters? Yeah probably. And I bet it would be a blast! In fact, I'd almost prefer it to sitting through another mind numbing situation in the real world.

We Do Not Sow - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

We Do Not Sow - March 2, 2012

A tribute to the massively popular book series and now TV show: A Game of Thrones – A Song of Ice and Fire. 'We Do Not Sow' are the words of House Greyjoy. Their sigil is the kraken.

da Vinci Life and Death Board - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

da Vinci Life and Death Board - March 2, 2012

This skate board design is inspired by sketches from Leonardo da Vinci. This illustrated design depicts the opposition of life and death in vivid oranges and cool blues.

Bankopoly - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Bankopoly - March 2, 2012

I always hated the game Monopoly. There was no other game that trained kids to be such good little capitalists. No other game taught children the joy of owning everything via the ruination of others. I wonder if the Wall Street CEOs are any good at it…

Unicorn Meets Narwhal - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Unicorn Meets Narwhal - March 2, 2012

The unicorn of the sea (the narwhal) meets the unicorn of legend. What comes next? Will there be an epic battle of mystical horns? A tragic story of inter species love that can never be? A shrug and a parting of ways? Also, where does one acquire a dive helmet with horn space?

Ours is the Fury - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Ours is the Fury - March 2, 2012

A tribute to the massively popular book series and now TV show: A Game of Thrones – A Song of Ice and Fire. 'Ours is the Fury' are the words of House Baratheon. Their sigil is the stag.

Hear Me Roar - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Hear Me Roar - March 2, 2012

A tribute to the massively popular book series and now TV show: A Game of Thrones – A Song of Ice and Fire. 'Hear Me Roar' are the words of House Lannister. Their sigil is the lion.

Winter is Coming - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Winter is Coming - March 2, 2012

A tribute to the massively popular book series and now TV show: A Game of Thrones - A Song of Ice and Fire. ‘Winter is Coming’ are the words of House Stark. The Stark’s sigil is a dire wolf on a field of white.

Fire and Blood - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Fire and Blood - March 2, 2012

A tribute to the massively popular book series and now TV show: A Game of Thrones - A Song of Ice and Fire. 'Fire and Blood' is the phrase of House Targaryen, of which Daenerys, or Dany, is the last surviving member. The sigil of this house is a three headed dragon.

Single - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Single - March 2, 2012

Have you ever looked closely at the Pringles guy? With his feathered hair and huge porno mustache, he’s just got to be popular with the ladies. Then there’s the motto “Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop.” It’s clearly an innuendo, and perhaps the best of pick up lines. Maybe you should try it out some time while wearing this. No one can resist the charm, the confidence, and the smooth moves of the Pringles guy.

KillTime - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

KillTime - March 2, 2012

Let’s not kid ourselves, YouTube is a tool best used for relieving boredom. Whether you’re spreading conspiracy theories, laughing at morons, or fawning over adorable animals, you know deep down that you’re really just wasting time. If you have joined this mecca for (mostly) useless footage and aren’t afraid to admit it, this might be just the design for you.

Cookie Mobster - March 2, 2012

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:55:46 -0700

Cookie Mobster - March 2, 2012

There are those of us who enjoy a few sweets, and there are those of us who live for them. It is unwise to tempt the Cookie Mobsters.